No one's going to notice your butt when you nose dive spectacularly off your stilts into the middle of the dance floor ......
Scene 1: David Jones department store - SHOE SALE
I'll just have a look; -{walk over to the clearance tables and start scavenging around, not expecting to find anything of note }-
Ooh, these are nice; so are these; yuck; nope; mum would love these; WHO would bother paying money for these;
-{Then I hit the jackpot}-
WOW these are gorgeous; whoa they're high; they must be on the wrong table nothing hot is ever in my size; -{check the box for size}- yep, right table; -{check the price}- WOW 70% off, I'll just have to try them on; perfect fit
-{So between first trying the shoes on and purchasing them I had talked myself through where I would wear them, how I would manage to walk in them and WOW THEY'RE 70% OFF.}-
Scene 2: Home - wobbling around the house in my new purchase
What was I thinking; I can't walk in these; I'm going to look like the biggest tool; why did they seem like a good idea at the store; I'll just sell them on eBay
Ooooh they're so pretty; I'll just put them away for the right occasion; They were 70% off!
I'll just have a look; -{walk over to the clearance tables and start scavenging around, not expecting to find anything of note }-
Ooh, these are nice; so are these; yuck; nope; mum would love these; WHO would bother paying money for these;
-{Then I hit the jackpot}-
WOW these are gorgeous; whoa they're high; they must be on the wrong table nothing hot is ever in my size; -{check the box for size}- yep, right table; -{check the price}- WOW 70% off, I'll just have to try them on; perfect fit
-{So between first trying the shoes on and purchasing them I had talked myself through where I would wear them, how I would manage to walk in them and WOW THEY'RE 70% OFF.}-
Scene 2: Home - wobbling around the house in my new purchase
What was I thinking; I can't walk in these; I'm going to look like the biggest tool; why did they seem like a good idea at the store; I'll just sell them on eBay
Ooooh they're so pretty; I'll just put them away for the right occasion; They were 70% off!
7 comments:
Ohhhhhhhhhh .... NEW SHOES ...... Love them :)
Good Storage :0)
Sex in heels. That's all I'm saying.
I have an entire shoe rack of days like that. They do drive Derick crazy though even if we aren't going anywhere.
i'm with dee - for 70% off who says you even have to walk in them?
sorry - that's probably T.M.I.
You have been tagged with " I love your blog "
It's me again and I am tagging you again ... But I really like this one ... Made me think alot ... Enjoy and looking forward to your answers ....
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